The Vivid Union

Blackbrush
Whiskey and vermouth with a shake of Mor Dhona bitters. Garnished with a single lanoscenio cherry.

Jajadito
A refreshing mix of rum, galago mint, sun lemon and sparkling effervescent water. Serve with a slice of sabotender fruit.

Merchant’s Milk
Arak with a splash of cream and coffee.

Melon Queen J'talhdi
Fresh-squeezed local melon and a lot of arak. Rimmed with a ring of spiced salt. (Spritz of La Noscean sand completely optional.)

Brandy
Created from fruit pomace leftover from caelumtree fermentation.

Whiskey
Made from mixed malt barley in a sun-scorched cask.

Rum
Distilled from beet sugar and spiced with local botanicals.

Arak
A colorless, licorice-flavored drink distilled in Little Ala Mhigo.

Cactus Piss
A potent brew made from sabotender fruit.

Stingbrew
A strong, high-proof beer created through the fermentation of hornet carcasses.

Desert Saffron Blonde
An ale made with spices from the Sagolii. No actual desert saffron used.

QS Honey Wine
Unsubtle, rich and very sweet. A local treat.

House Red
A red blend that won’t be anyone’s favorite, but it’s cheap. Available mulled.

Caelumtree Wine
A short-fermentation white wine made with the caelumtree fruit. Best not to ask where it’s from.

Lentil Stew
A stew consisting of Lalafellin lentils and Thanalan wild rice boiled in sour red wine.

Pistachio Bread
A hearty cracked wheat bread crusted with shelled pistachios.

Grilled Marmot
A fillet of marmot with sour wine vinegar and sweet wild onions.

Miq'abob
A traditional Keeper dish: tender marmot meat, okra and roasted tomatoes on a stick.

Roasted Okra Salad
A salad made with roasted okra and arugula, garnished with a drizzle of local olive oil.

Frumenty
A slightly sweet porridge of wheat, raisins, and subtle spices boiled in longhorn milk.

Baklava
Thin unleavened dough layers stuffed with a paste of honey and crushed nuts.

Fogweed
The classic herb. Cured with fire shards and finely chopped, when smoked this Tailfeather favourite will settle nerves and elate the senses. Available as a rolled cigarette or ground flower for a pipe.

Dreamflower
For the restless. The milk of dream flower bulbs is used to make the euphoric somnus, but for the less adventurous the petals can be chewed or brewed into a tea to bring on a soothing, dreamless sleep.

Sabotender Flower Petals
For the morning after. Available for our overnight patrons, these dried leaves are soaked in honey and applied to the forehead to cure even the hardiest of hangovers.

Milkroot Candies
An intense experience. This white sap is humanely harvested from lobotomized ochus and made into hard candies, which when consumed bring about often exciting but sometimes terrifying visions. Patrons are still responsible for their behaviour while under the effect of milkroot candies.

Potion of Deep Desire
A powerful aphrodisiac. This alchemical creation will melt away inhibition and allow its user to access their deepest desires, all while maintaining faculties and good judgement.

Potion of Vitality
Awaken the inner beast. For those lacking stamina, or for those who need more of it, this alchemical solution will keep its user lively and virile. Do not consume more than one vial per night.

Born in the dusty streets of Ul’dah and raised in the ferocious arenas below, Little Death left her mark in Bloodsands history after decades of fierce competition. Following her forced retirement from the realm of bloodsport, she disappeared from Eorzean shores for several years, only to return in recent months with a sizable nest egg and a fiery passion for the forgotten citizens of her home city burning in her breast. Little Death -- now Elle, to her friends -- now works tirelessly to build and secure a place of safety for the downtrodden of the Jewel of Thanalan. From her perch on the balcony or mingling on the bar floor, she can be seen flitting from patron to companion, a smile on her face and a warm greeting on her tongue. Welcome to the Vivid Union.

A tall, strapping elezen who's imposing stature is contrasted by her winsome smile, Rivienne serves as a founding member and the diligent head of security for the Union. On the surface, she appears to be a dashing Ishgardian knight, but those familiar with the city-state would recognize her lowborn name and faked decorum. She can most often be found standing guard at the door, flirting shamelessly with the female patrons and companions.

A slender, wiry young miqo'te of mixed descent and with a somewhat peculiar, erudite manner of speaking. As a founding member of the Union, Ah'zi serves directly at Madame Elle's right hand, handling the business's books, maintaining relationships with vendors and business partners, assisting with staffing concerns, and lending a hand in nearly anything else that needs doing, from cooking meals to slinging cocktails barback. Although relatively new to Eorzea, Ah'zi has fallen in love with the city of Ul'dah, and, as the amiable face of day-to-day operations at the Union, he now turns his inexhaustible work ethic to the benefit of her people.

As comely as they come, Eja Vajan is the Vivid Union’s founding companion. She’s built to please, but it’s her unique personality that stays in the minds of guests and coworkers alike. Hailing from the far reaches of the Black Shroud, Eja picked up many of her uncanny talents in the mysterious circus where she was raised. Thavnairian by birth, this Keeper of the Moon will have you over the moon for her charms and original cocktails.

Thrown out of a shady orphanage in Pearl Lane at a young age into the alleys of Ul'dah, Bhako raised herself alone atop the rise of rooftops and sand-scattered streets, running errands and package delivery - one job to the next.
Bearing a muddy mix of features both Seeker and Keeper - and nomenclature belonging neither - the Miqo is clueless as to her lineage. Up until her adulthood, all that ever was, was all it would ever be. Then it wasn't.Making a delivery to a woman's home - a woman who worked security at the Union - Bhako was seen beyond just a passing glance, spoken to beyond just a scolding, and finally stepped into a home - beyond just a brief visit for an errand.
Pastries, naps and gentle recovery have since then gotten her plush at her hips, smug and content, and oh-so cozy.Now she cleans the many rooms of the Union, whether it's with a feather duster held in her tail, or with long gloves and a sopping mop to clean up unmentionables. With uncanny grace on her feet and swift ambidextrous hands, she leaves each room ready for the next night. Ideally, she's done early enough to have a nap before dinner.
At the end of her day, she has gladly been caring for her first-ever home, shared with her first-ever family, to snuggle up in her bed with a Xaela baker - her first-ever girlfriend.

A Seeker of the Sun scattered from their tribe as a child as a result of Garlean skirmishes; J'tchakha found herself growing up on the dusty streets of Ala Ghiri within the Wightrock region of the Gyr Abanian peaks as a poor urchin, living for the scraps distributed by the oppressive masters of the land. An experience which hardened her, Tchakha grew up into a rebellious soul. Having initially pledged herself to the Ala Mhigan resistance; she found a newfound freedom at the Eorzean Alliance's liberation of the land. Now a citizen of a free nation, Tchakha was able to finally pass through the oppressive boundaries thoughtlessly put up by Gaius van Baelsar's wall and took to traveling the realm as a sellsword. She eventually found herself in the halls of the Vivid Union and took up work as a security offering her skills as a tough talking Ala Mhigan fighter.

Bearing a truly despicable grace and poise, Leaden Sky is an ex-death dealer seeking to make a new life for herself amidst the sanctuary offered by the Vivid Union. Often found wearing a traditional veil or mask, it wouldn't be unfair to say that she cultivates an air of mystique, presenting only her best face to the world - alongside her diligent hospitality work.When she does work as a companion, her reputation as a woman of indulgent subservience earns her the attention of clients seeking to feel power rushing through their veins.

Though one may inquire information on the short woman wearing unnaturally luminescent accessories and jewelry, or oneself have a studied background and ask why said accessories appear Allagan, one would be faced with a lackadaisical look in her bright blue eyes, taunting quirk up at the corners of a tight-lipped smile, and a view of the Raen returning to her work without a word.Stood at four-foot-seven, the woman's height is entirely disingenuous about the strength she packs, enhanced some way or another to go beyond a muscled body such as hers. The result threatens to pick up and toss unruly Roegadyn twice her height straight out the door and into the yard, mockingly followed by a tomboyish "WHEY", belted out with her blue tongue behind sharp teeth.If one allows her to lower her guard - perhaps once her shift is over - dry humor and playful snark awaits. Within the Union, it is well known the gal is weak to having her tough front tested by confident women: it takes only cupping her chin, lifting her face, and one may watch her sparkly blues quiver.

A bright-eyed Seeker of La Noscea's native tribes, this young Miqo'te brings insatiable passion to every interaction as she explores a world beyond her woods. From her cheerful voice which sings more than speaks, her lively energy and mannerisms, to her incorrigible teasing nature— Talhdi's is a flame which can not be doused, and who's vivacity makes for an unforgettable evening. She offers any and everything for her clients: a ray of sunshine on their arm to brighten a stressful day, a private dance to leave them breathless, a quick bout of heart-racing passion, or a sensual evening of private attention and rejuvenation.

A wandering healer and devout follower of Menphina, Lunequill is newly arrived to Ul'dah. She enjoys performing a wide variety of roles at the VU, including non-sexual cuddling and intimacy, acrobatic performances, and of course, making love.

Born in the Garlean empire as the bastard child to a pureblood and one of his Viera servants, Brooke was essentially given two options when she came of age - Become a servant like her mother, or enlist in the military. The young woman really only saw one option.After her deployment ended with the XIVth imperial legion, Brooke was selected to be subject to a number of painful experiments in the resonant project, which left her body's aether unstable. Large disruptions in aether have shown to cause her body to mutate, such as the large wolf-like ears now adorning her head. Being treated like a labrat was the final straw in a lifetime of bigotry riddled humiliation that lead Brooke to abandoning her country.Brooke now serves as security for the Union, dutifully watching over the companions and acting as an an absolute scourge to anybody who dares try to hassle her charges, as she has found something she never quite experienced in the Empire; family.

Looking for a night of passion? A night of romance? Or perhaps a night of pure lust, giving in to the most base of desire you might imagine? Then look no further than Zophia! A woman of many talents; companion, dancer, bartender, massuese. There's little this woman can't do! And there's little she won't do, when the night begins. So come see what the Best Ass in Thanalan, the Heart of the Union, the Cumtank herself has in store for you tonight at the Vivid Union!

With a big mouth and a brash attitude, Skurri's vulgar charm is always on display. She's a clever Seeker, from her ears to her toes, and has the mien of a woman who expects life to give her nothing for free - but from the keenness in her glittering eyes it's obvious she always finds a way to get what she needs.Skurri has the build of woman who's a runner, not a fighter - and also has the scars and tweaked nose of a woman who fought anyway and lost.While she's rarely sweet, Skurri is also not without a begrudging sentiment for her colleagues at the Vivid Union, rarely shown overtly.

With a sarcastic hum to her low voice and a wit soured and dried by countless fools reaping the consequences of their actions on her table, Runet has served as Ul’dah’s least caring back-alley doctor for years. Despite her lack of bedside manner she takes great care in her profession and appears rather experienced, though she remains tight-lipped about the origins of her medical studies. Whether brewing a hallucinogenic alchemical compound, stitching the open wounds left behind by a bar brawl, or tending to the medical needs of the Union’s members, Runet can be sure to deliver the best and most spiteful medical care this side of Thanalan.

Is that you causing a scene on the stage? Are you brawling behind the bar? Well, that's not cannon fire you hear ringing in your ears; it's Karolina Diane Pyke waiting for you to peel your face off of the floor, and her guns are bared for another volley.This former Sanguine Siren has run aground to pledge her hands and the arms that they bear to a cause greater than the freedoms associated with piracy. It's easy to pick her from the crowd at the Unionhouse: she's the one with the silver fang peeking through her smile as she beckons you over to pour you a drink, welcome you in from the heat, and guide you into the waiting arms of one of the Union's companions. Lina is quick to laugh and affable to a fault, and she's got a soft spot for anyone who calls the Vivid Union home. Come gather 'round for a song, my lovelies. Come nearer where bottles an' bellies stay full.

Hailing from far shores and strange sights, Arja remains in a near-constant state of wonder as she wanders the lands of Eorzea and meets its many people. One thing that remains a constant, however, is her love for a good scrum, and she works tirelessly beside Rivienne to keep the members and patrons of the Union safe with her easy smile and a wink for good luck. She may not seem like the sharpest knife in the drawer, but the swift and blunt approach rarely fails her.

"You know, we're all connected in ways we can't see - how about you and me? Want to see how we fit together..?"Possessed of an astounding mind and an eccentric charisma, Roja is always eager to share her thoughts on matters mystical and mathematical. With a familial legacy of aetheric experimentation and an admittedly-privileged upbringing, Roja has dedicated herself to using her knowledge for the betterment of those in need.

Thais, Thais, Thais.

Born into hardship and deemed a black karakul and omen of misfortune alike to her two ancestral tribes upon the Azim Steppe, Altaani struck out into the great unknown on a self-imposed exile, hoping to find her place in the world. She has walked a long, winding trail fraught with danger and wanderlust that has finally seen pause with her post as security within the Union.Dark, surly and built like a brick shitehouse in both height and width, Altaani's imposing physique strikes a stark contrast to the ethereal contralto of her song; each word spoken is steeped in the dulcet melody of a songbird in her prime. But make no mistake; though her serenades may evoke the image of a serene and tranquil songstress, Altaani wields her blade with fierce prejudice against would-be threats and interlopers, and proves a tough nut to crack in conversation and combat alike. Only the most persistent of conversationalists will, in time, coax out the tales of a well-traveled wanderer from this shrike clad in black.

A muscular Highlander-Garlean half breed from Ala Migo, Shah is no stranger to a rough, rugged life. The gunslinger aids Rivienne and works as part of the security team in the Vivid Union. Usually seen with a cigar between his lips, he often keeps a vigilant eye on the establishment while offering a tip of his hat and a sultry smile to companions and patrons alike. He is slow to anger but quick to react, and has no problem going from puffing idly on a cigar in the corner of a room one moment, to handling business the next... Whatever business that might be.

A long-time professional companion, Lita is happy to take you in hand and make you very, very happy. An elegant and somewhat reserved viera, Lita takes clients of all sexualities and genders, working with them to assess their desires and needs and then fulfilling them. From entirely non-sexual to entirely sexual and everything in between, Lita is a high-quality domme who takes great pleasure in making fantasies into reality.

A long-time fixture of the Unionhouse, Eurynine has recently returned from an arduous journey in far-flung corners of the world. Always one to ascertain exactly what a client needs, even if they don’t know it themselves, this Duskwight will listen attentively to uncover your deepest desires. You'll find them realized with the blend of passion and wicked creativity that comes only from someone who both loves and takes pride in their work.Eurynine delights in crafting an unforgettable experience; from seduction to aftercare, every step is designed to ensure your happy ending. He also sets himself apart by his appeal to your erotic imagination; he can impart a sense of seductive danger to carefully pre-negotiated scenes just as easily as he provides the acceptance and tenderness of a realistic "boyfriend experience". While this 'wight specializes in realizing more involved kinks and being the third to couples, he is a flexible companion who brings vast experience to any scene. If you're seeking a blend of strength and elegance, Eurynine might be just who you need.

A friend of the Union, Hyacinthe is able to entertain both on the stage and off of it, whether that be with creative pole performance or scintillating conversation. With a wide spread of topics he's interested in, all of which he is very glad to talk about whether over drinks on a sofa or or while pinning you into the sheets, he's an experience with legs.

Renown author by day, companion by night. Whatever your desires, Sparkle will make them come true. Lithe of frame and sharp of wit, this keeper lives up to the name, offering a mix of elegance and lustiness. From sensual and intimate to hurried and passionate, there is no encounter in which this catte does not thrive. So come to The Union and share a drink and dance with the author of your desires and Ul'dah's best kept secret.

A big-hearted sailor-carpenter-cheese aficionado, Jack's main goal in life is to make people smile. After over a decade spent searching for The One Who Got Away, Jack has finally found her and has happily settled into a new life at the Union alongside her. He's a simple man, but time spent with him is guaranteed to leave you with a warm feeling in your chest.

A young woman in her mid-twenties, J'Talhdi Vhen is Gyr Abanian by way of Limsa Lominsa. She's a bright, curious Miqo'te who loves to poke her nose into new subjects, which is what eventually lead her to study thaumaturgy in Ul'dah. Aetheric scholarship turned into anthropological research and eventually into the Vivid Union where she can turn her persuasive pen to flyers and advertisements that help bring fresh faces in to enjoy the company of the delightful denizens of the union house.She also spends a lot of time elbow deep in the books, helping Ah'zi keep the gears turning smoothly behind the scenes to ensure the best of experiences for all thsoe who visit. It's a hard job without much in the way of the limelight, but she's happy to do it for the sake of her friends and fellows in the Vivid Union.

A mechanic and resistance fighter from Ala Mhigo, Gali brings all the sunshine of Gyr Abania into the Vivid Union. She's sweet, caring, whip-smart, and she has a knack for being the enthusiastic everything that her clients are looking for.When she's not showing off her expertise on the pole or running the show, she's always happy to entertain clients with a private dance...or a personal rendezvous. Gali is attentive, she's eager, and she's ready for anything you can throw her way.

Y'kelka, or Kelly as she goes by, is a ditzy dork eager to chat about exactly two things: sex, and advanced magitek kinetic systems. But for you sex is plenty enough to hold her attention.This little bimbo doll is down for just about anything you want to try, and especially loves when you get rough and degrading with her. Do your best to break her body or her brain, don't worry about going too hard. Her self-installed magitek augments make her extremely durable.Kelly is a sub under most circumstances, but in the event you're looking to let your inner masochist out, she's happy to indulge in some knifeplay too.

Born and raised an Arulaq secluded by valley, Boloroki grew up tending fields and working stables, wide-brimmed sunhats and parasols shielding her from the sun when their hills would not. She was used to her albinism drawing eyes and spurring questions: what it was like to have pale scales that swallowed and bent light like thick glass.
Then, she became used to drawing eyes and spurring questions all over again, becoming a girl—a woman—just as she knew she was.Not long after leaving home, she is yet again drawing eyes, though of a different glint. With a subtle flush in her cheeks, she will tip up the brim of her cap with a flick of her finger, to cock a brow and grin sheepishly at clientele and other staff checking her out.
Now the tomboy walks the halls of the Union with playful confidence, and is once again spurring new questions from others: "Do you have room for a day of girlfriend service?", or a coy "Time and opportunity for something more physical?", or perhaps an alarmed "Oh gods, how are you so WARM?" from a voice pitched high and tinged with incredulity, put to beat by rhythmic creaking.The pay is good, and so are the people—this new tribe, as tight-knit as the last.
What pleases her most of all, however, is the dopey grin of an exhausted woman on her bedside: another satisfied customer.

A sly, flirty companion with a penchant for her strap-on. If you're looking for somebody to be demure and submissive, then you may want to look elsewhere. On the other hand, if you like the sound of having your head gently pet, cheeks caressed and having sweet nothings whispered into your ear while your sore ass recovers from a thorough reaming, then feel free to start calling Tsuki "Mistress" now.*In regards to physical sex. Any submissives, regardless of gender, are welcome to kiss Tsuki's boots.

"Welcome to the Vivid Union, I'm Kaethlan, resident baker and server! Can I get you anything?"Kaethlan is a trans gal Xaela of the Kha, nowadays baking in Eorzea! A former bakery owner and delivery-girl, she brings her varied expertise and bottomless enthusiasm to the Vivid Union. Constantly flitting about, she's happy to play matchmaker, conversationalist, or simple server, whenever she's not brewing up new baked delights for clients and companions alike. Regardless of how hard she is to pin down, she's always excited to give a helping hand, especially for the Union.

A bucket of sugar and love to brighten up your day. She's a jack-of-all trades, highly versatile, and will try anything at least once. She'll be happy to sit and chat about anything on your mind, or help take your mind off anything that's bothering you. Whatever it takes to make your day a bit better!

A night with this Ala Mhigan beauty is not one your mind or body will soon forget. Well seasoned as a companion and courtesan, Yohah is not one to leave her patrons feeling unsatisfied.In public, she is happy to be the jewel on your arm at a gathering or make witty conversation to stroke both the mind and ego. She keeps herself excellently groomed, dressed, manicured, and perfumed with woodsy and warm fragrances reminiscent of her homeland. Seductively charming, confident, and graceful - it is rumored she reserves her playful mischievous streak for those who get to know her better.Her wide eyes will glitter with darker delights once alone and her full bosom enchants to rapture the most stone of clients. Unwrap and worship her like a gift the first time and every time thereafter, she will undoubtedly leave you quivering and begging for more.

Well-read and well-bred, Kimiko hails from distant Kugane. Though she can appear sweet, innocent, and demure on the outside she is actually quite worldly. With a quick wit and a sharp tongue to offset her gentle curves, this lithe Golden Child can be seen attending to the comfort of guests during public events as well as smaller, more intimate venues. In addition to the usual clientele, Kimiko is well known for servicing couples.

Plucked out of a local Ul'dahn tavern, Anaïs is as at home behind a bar as they are on stage. They have a taste for the uncommon and unusual in just about everything from drinks to people. This Gelmorran's got a smile and a wink just for you- and maybe a little more if you play your cards right.

"Darling, I cannot wait to see how beautiful you are among the rest of my curios. You will be a piece oh so worthy of collecting."Timeless elegance oozes from every pore of this viera. Forever clad in lush silks and imported finery, she's cut an unforgettable figure within the upper society of Ul'dah since her return to the city mere weeks ago.A connsumate professional, she'll happily see your needs and every nearly whim... as long as you're calling her Mistress. Intrigue this Witch, and see what pleasures await at the tip of her time-tested claws.

Once a Centurio in the XIVth and later the XIIth Legion, Tia has since realized the horrors of the Empire and turned away from Garlemald, assisting the Ala Mhigan resistance in the process. Now, she will stop at nothing to protect those who are truly deserving - especially those who call the Vivid Union home.Though she mostly serves guard duty, Tia is happy to carry on conversation or more with guests who can see past her history. And for those lucky few who really get to know this renaissance woman, they'll find a charismatic, intelligent, artistic woman with a caring heart and a firm hand for those who ask nicely.

A dark skinned Rava hailing from Corvos, Katsu is a man of many talents with all the eagerness to put them to good use. Be it hearing another's tale and keeping them company throughout the night or perhaps something more, this Viera doesn't shy away from seeing his clients' ideas through while adding the flavor of something exotic to the mix in doing so.Often described as a sweet & charming beauty, the bunny-boy can melt you in his arms or be the one getting melted.

A wandering Xaela who came over to Eorzea a few months ago to learn the ways of being a gladiator. Born in the Steppe she would lead a fairly normal tribal lifestyle, until she would decide to leave her tribe to pursue a greater goal and become a samurai of well renown.Thus she went wandering in search of something or someone to help her pursue this goal, and by some luck meets one of the very figures she inspired to be like and took their mentorship under the condition that she learned how to wield Eorzea's "way of the blade".This led to her current journey within Eorzea where she loves wandering and taking in all the new sights, which led her to pursue a small career of security within the Union, where she hopes to keep everyone safe. She is more than happy to have a conversation though.

Known in pit-fighting circles as the Suncoeurl, Claudia has a welcoming warmth which compliments her charismatic presence in the gladiatorial arena. The blonde has an athletic confidence and a kind smile, and she is always looking to make a friend or meet new people, even aside from her (enthusiastic) work as a companion.In the midst of exploring her own relationship with gender, she at times presents as a man and uses the name Caelus, though rarely still while doing companion work.

An Ul'dah girl to the core, I'za brings the shine and dazzle of jewelry to the Vivid Union. She's sweet, shy, energetic, and being a fresh face to bring the pep to what her clients are looking for.When she's not creating the various pieces of jewelry for fellow Union members or for shows, she's always happy to entertain clients with personal attention. I'za is eager, excitable, and ready to take on anything thrown at her.

"Death is the companion of a doctor; an ever-present witness to our accomplishments and failures."Knowledgeable in all things related to medicine, Decima is your go-to gal for anything that requires doctoring. Coming from a long lineage of Garlean scientists and physicians, Decima dedicates herself to her duties with zeal.However, Decima's not just about her dedication to her work. She likes to talk about history and thanatology; having a strong preference for those who are intellectually on the same level as her.